I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it

I think I'm funny when I'm probably not. I'm Canadian though so it makes it all the more hilarious.

Let me tell you about my body.

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Legs: Are you flexible?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
889102 notes
8.19.14
11:48 pm

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

317287 notes
8.19.14
11:47 pm

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

43648 notes
8.19.14
11:43 pm

the-pietriarchy:

women in scifi alien species:

image

Wow, a lot of them seem to be painted with the invisibility paint brush, rarely see them.

7033 notes
8.19.14
11:41 pm

My family is making apple jokes…

"What did the baby apple say to the other baby apple? Hey apple, Gwenth Paltrow gave you a shit name." -my mom

"What did one apple say to the other? You’re appealing!" -Jason

"What did one apple say to the other? Let’s get sauced!" -Ashleigh (me)

"What did one apple say to the other? How are you peeling?"-Sophie aka the 7 year old

8.19.14
9:15 pm

Today I’ve accomplished a neurology appointment, filling med prescriptions, getting stuff for school, and getting laid. All before 2 in the afternoon, go me!

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8.19.14
5:07 pm
datdarktemptation:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

datdarktemptation:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

421619 notes
8.19.14
2:11 pm

dearnonacepeople:

Reblog this if you’re asexual, bisexual, pansexual, or transgender, or are in a sexuality/gender identity that is often considered a special snowflake group. This is a message to you shitheads out there! We’re not made up! We are amazing! We are real!

-Ezzy

11651 notes
8.19.14
2:10 pm
436312 notes
8.19.14
2:09 pm
source: phototoartguy
nobodygetsoutunscathed:

ihavemyownperfection:

My new tattoo, of my cat Belle 😻

Is your cat from a coloring book?

nobodygetsoutunscathed:

ihavemyownperfection:

My new tattoo, of my cat Belle 😻

Is your cat from a coloring book?

16 notes
8.19.14
1:39 pm