- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Legs: Are you flexible?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
women in scifi alien species:
Wow, a lot of them seem to be painted with the invisibility paint brush, rarely see them.
My family is making apple jokes…
"What did the baby apple say to the other baby apple? Hey apple, Gwenth Paltrow gave you a shit name." -my mom
"What did one apple say to the other? You’re appealing!" -Jason
"What did one apple say to the other? Let’s get sauced!" -Ashleigh (me)
"What did one apple say to the other? How are you peeling?"-Sophie aka the 7 year old
Today I’ve accomplished a neurology appointment, filling med prescriptions, getting stuff for school, and getting laid. All before 2 in the afternoon, go me!
Reblog this if you’re asexual, bisexual, pansexual, or transgender, or are in a sexuality/gender identity that is often considered a special snowflake group. This is a message to you shitheads out there! We’re not made up! We are amazing! We are real!